Okay, okay, so we all know that this b*tch is crazy, but admit it, she is saying exactly what you’re thinking.
To be honest with you, I have no idea what changed. I used to find this woman thoroughly obnoxious, but somewhere along the way, she made me laugh. And then she made me laugh again. And then I thought, “This woman is brilliant!” There is something about her that is so wrong that it’s right.
She has a reality show with her daughter, and if you haven’t watched it, you must. She is bat sh*t crazy, but she has a heart while acting like a maniac. In a recent episode, a close friend of hers has passed away, so she decides to scatter his ashes. Sounds normal enough, right? Wrong! I watched in horror (and awe) as she dutifully dispersed his ashes in places in LA like Rodeo Drive in front of Chanel, in the garden of the late and great Judy Garland’s home, and lastly on the dance floor of her friend’s favorite bar (which was immediately followed by a dance party led by Joan.)
This woman has completely lost her mind, but she is undeniably hilarious.
Are you guys sensing a theme yet?
I told you these were guilty pleasures…
It’s actually painful for me to admit that I am pretty much obsessed with these fools. Every one of them is more ridiculous than the next…and I LOVE it. Like, I really love it, and I can’t hide it.
Snookie is by far my favorite, though I have to admit, I was really quite disappointed with her behavior when her bf was visiting in Italy last season. That was some really gross stuff. Oh, and also her behavior with Deena…that was just…well, strange…Okay, so maybe Snookie isn’t my favorite. Maybe I don’t even have a favorite, but let’s just say I love this show as a whole. Sure it’s mayhem, and a complete debauchery every week, but boy oh boy does it make me bust a gut. In a good way.
Makenzie from Toddlers and Tiaras
This child is totally out of control, and I can’t stop watching the train-wreck.
Whether she is screaming (in her thick southern accent), “I want my ne-ne” (ne-ne is code for pacifier by the way), or telling other kids to stop hugging her when they recognize her from television, there is no denying that this child is pure entertainment at its best.
I just feel bad for her mother who gets OWNED by Makenzie on nearly every episode.
“Top that, stop that, I don’t really give, uh, about that.” <–Does that ring a bell.
Basically this movie is the cheesiest movie you could ever dream up. It’s like “Pretty in Pink” with Molly Ringwald, but with little people and musical numbers.
It is probably the most random film you will ever lay your eyes on, and if you’re watching it you’re likely to think, “What the H am I even watching right now?!?!” But then something magically happens…you’ll get sucked into all the musical locker room scenes, and you just might find that you’re actually enjoying yourself. A lot.
Well, that’s all for now, folks.
But tell me…what are some of your guilty pleasures?
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